Saturday, November 30, 2002

noting to post..i mean..no mood to post anything decent 4 u all to c
hopes tml a better shopping with qi.
i dun wanna 2 give a justise bAO face
heeheh

i now understand y i;m piss, sad, depress..
hai..
it;s 2 yrs..
y MUST she come bacK..of all..Y


>Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he
>doesn't know about it until the next morning?
>_________________________________________
>Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?
>__________________________________________
>Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
>__________________________________________
>Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
>A: Yes.
>Q: And what were you doing at that time?
>________________________________________
>Q: She had three children, right?
> >>A: Yes.
>Q: How many were boys?
>A: None.
>Q: Were there any girls?
>________________________________________
>Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
>A: By death.
>Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
>________________________________________
>Q: Can you describe the individual?
>A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
>Q: Was this a male, or a female?
>____________________________________________
>Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition Notice
>which I sent to your attorney?
>A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
>___________________________________________
>Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
>A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
>___________________________________________
>Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you
>go to?
>A: Oral.
>___________________________________________
>Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
>A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
>Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
>A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
>__________________________________________
>Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
>_________________________________________
>Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
>A: No.
>Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
>A: No.
>Q: Did you check for breathing?
>A: No.
>Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the
>autopsy?
>A: No.
>Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
>A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
>Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
>A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law
>somewhere.

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