CURSE

>Subject: Fw: Marriage Humour
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>1. Women are unpredictable. Before marriage, she
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> expects a man, after marriage she suspects him, and after death she
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> respects him.
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>2. There was this guy who told his woman that he loved
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>her so much that he would go thru hell for her. They got married - and
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> now he is going thru hell.
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> 3. A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds : "Wife
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> wanted ". Next day, he received a hundred letters. They all said the
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> same thing : "You can have mine."
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>4. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
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> you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
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>5. It's easy to tell if a man is married or not. Just
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> car with a woman sitting beside him. If both his hands
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> are on the wheel, you can be sure he is married.
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>6. A man received a letter from some kidnappers. The
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> letter said, "If you don't promise to send us $100,000 I swear that we
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> will kidnap your wife." The poor man wrote back, " I am afraid I can't
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> keep my promise but I hope you will keep yours."
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>7. What's the matter, you look depressed." "I'm having
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> trouble with my wife." "What happened?" "She said she wasn't going to
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> speak to me for 30 days." "But that ought to make you happy." "It did,
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> but today is the last day."
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>WOMAN
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> When she is 18 - She is a football, 22 men going after
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> her. When she is 28 - She is a hockey ball, 8 men going after her. When
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> she is 38 - She is a golf ball, 1 man hitting on her. When she is 48 - She
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> is a pingpong ball, 2 men pushing to each other.
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> MAN
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> At 20 - A man is like a coconut, so much to offer, so little to give.
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> At 30 - He is like a durian, dangerous but delicious.
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> At 40 - He is like a watermelon, big, round and juicy.
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>At 50 - He is like a mandarin orange, the season comes once in a year.
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>At 60 - He is just like a raisin, dried out, wrinkles and cheap.
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> Marriage Humour In the beginning,




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